Sunday, January 18, 2009

Any Ideas for a 50 b-day party?

Just wondering if anyone has any funny gag gift ideas I haven't thought of. My dad is turning 50 on Feb 1st, and I have a few items, but I am really looking for a wheelchair to borrow, and a bed pan...Also any other ideas anyone might have....I appreciate your ideas!!!
So far I have this:

Old Ass Lotion and Bath soak
Magnify glass
Senior Citizen discount hat
Vaseline. glove
fake Viagra
old ass breath mints