Later on.....The same night my daycare is open

I am not kidding, right after I opened shop, 3 more kids came over. Another 8 year old, 3 year old and 1 year old, and a puppy who peed on my deck! But the 3 year old (Lily) said I can clean it up! So I let her, why not? So when one parent comes to pick up her 2 kids, I am sitting on my deck with another kids parent having a drink...HAHA...Anyway for over and hour I had like 8 kids over, and since today was my first day in the business, I decided to not charge anyone! Since I want their business, I want them to come back. BTW Erin and Cheyenne have VIP treatment, I even give their mom a discount! 225.00 a week for her!! Even tho Erin spends most of her time collecting all the balls, pom poms, and cars that Cade never plays with. We love the Larson Family! PS..Sandrine, I still have an extra New Kids ticket

Alycia's Daycare Now Open for Business

Conley went out of town to Las Vegas for the night, which happens to be the opening night of my new Daycare!!! These are our close friends, Erin and Cheyenne, and our neighbor Kiki. If anyone is looking I charge 250.00 a week. And I will provide time-outs, spankings, and I might leave the kids in the car while I run into the grocery store to get a gallon of milk. I will also change dirty diapers for 10.00 extra a day, and I will make the kids take a mandatory 5 hour nap everyday. At the end of the day I might feed them, but most likely I will forget. I do hold a license, but it is currently suspended because someone complained that while I was driving in my 5 person Cadillac, I had 8 kids, and me in the car, and one of the 5 year olds was holding the baby. But I have a clean driving record, only 2 DUI's 10 speeding tickets. Please call me, I have openings!!

Must see Batman

We took the kids to see Batman Saturday at the 10am show. Con got there around 9 and there was already a line! This is in the morning. We got great seats, and it was a great movie! Cade sat through the 2 1/2 hour show, and was very good. He whined a little but he loved the Joker. I don't think it is too "dark" for kids like some critics are saying. FYI COLORADO friends, the new AMC theater at the Orchards off I-25 and 144th, has 5.00 movies Friday-Sunday 930am-noon shows only! Great bargain I think and its's new stadium seating theater, very comfy chairs, and very nice!! Plus after the movie you can walk around the new outdoor mall, and for kids there is shooting water or dancing water the kids can run in for free!! I have been busy this week, with kids, house, grocery shopping, and I am entertaining my brother Austin for the weekend while my groupie dad goes to the Mile High Music Festival. Next week we will probably take some friends to Elitches since I have 5 free passes this week, that we got from being part of the season pass. I will post some pictures of random stuff later. Bye

Pictures from Lakewood Country Club

Teagan finally walks the plank..This only took her about 2 hours to work up the courage to do, Cade had already been jumping off for about 20 minutes and talked Teagan into jumping.

Cade in the 12ft water (Of course he has a life jacket on..He did jump in without a life jacket at another pool last week, and I had to jump in and get him. He did keep his head above water, and could call for help.)

Short Bolg

No the kids do not follow their own rules. But I really didn't need to mention that, since everyone knows how my 2 kids act. The past weekend Conley took the kids to see Hell Boy 2. I opted out of that since it's more Conley's thing with the kids. He always takes the kids to most recent movie unless it's some stupid cartoon movie, then I take them to that. Conley only takes them to movies he wants to see I have decided. But we have no seen Wall-E yet, and I am still debating on that one, do I need a nap? Maybe.. We did nothing else this weekend, except I did get to hold Kai for awhile when Con took the kids to the movie. He is the cutest baby ever and I would hold him all day/night. But then again I think Ryker is great also..I just love Angies kids! Congrats Angie and Gerrit!! Oh and I did return my milk that was 1 week past due when I bought it. I sware I have the worst luck with grocery stores. The kids and I will spend more time at the Lakewood Country Club now since we have been invited by David my mom's boyfriend to go there. The kids loved that pool last week, and they have a diving board that Cade calls "walking the plank" and he likes to do that! He went before Teagan and it was 12 feet deep water! I will post pictures of that from my phone soon (my camera is still broke I don't even want to open it and look at it because it depresses me) Tomorrow I have promised the "plank" pool to the kids, so we will be hanging with out CC friends tomorrow...Love that pool..Not a ton of people and very relaxed..I feel all important now,,Just Kidding...HAHAH

Cade and Teagans rules they made up a few mornings ago

Teagans Rules
Cades Rules (Click on rules to make them bigger)

Buttholes and Milk Rivers

Milk River

Cade as the Hulk random, but he likes to "HULK SMASH" me all the time and it kinda hurts

I think today was one of my worst "kid" days! It started out early, around 630. The kids woke up and started fighting, and were already out on the trampoline by 730am. I let them go in our "cold tub" to swim. Teagan saw a bee, and freaked out, and came inside while Cade stays outside trying to kill the bee's with his water gun. So I go out and spray the bee's, I killed about 10 all together. Then the kids wanted the slide to go into the hot tub. So I go pick it up, put it in the water and Cade goes down one time and the slide breaks off. So I say oh-well I am not fixing it, because it will just break again, and I will be putting the slide back together all day. I set it aside and tell the kids do not put the slide in the water. The slide is about as long as the tub is wide. So I hear Cade crying, and I see the slide floating in the water, and Teagan is using this as some type of float device. So I yell like a crazy neighbor, and tell the kids to go inside so I don't sound like a lunatic yelling at the kids. All the while Cade keeps talking about butt holes. This is like the new funny word with the kids. Everything is butt hole this butt hole that! After my crazy moment, I decide I need to get the kids out of the house so I decide to take them to Boondocks. Well on our way there its lightning and raining, so I still go because they have an indoor gym/climb thing for the kids. Well after waiting in line 10min, and in that 10 min the had closed down all the go-karts, mini-golf and bumper boats. Anyway there are a million people, and I go through all this crap to find out Teagan is 2 inches too tall!! So they tell me only Cade can play, and if you know my kids this will not work, so we leave. I take them to Baskin Robins, then to the grocery store (my favorite place with kids) My only grocery store incident this time was the kids were kissing the deli meat glass, and licking it, in front of customers waiting and the girl getting the meat is looking at me like lady your kids are making out with my glass window. I do tell my kids that someone is going to have to clean that, and if they keep doing it they will have to clean it up, so what does Cade do? He kisses the freaking window again, and Teagan is blowing her breath on it and writing things. Anyway I got my meat, and then the kids had produce bags. Well I was at the pharmacy getting my pill and I hear some man yelling don't do that you will suffocate. And I look over and my kids have the plastic bags on their heads. So I tell them no more or the bags are mine. I collected 1 bag, from Teagan. I really thought today was a good day at the store too, haha. I did my own check out, and Cade tried to run out the front of the store, and I made Teagan go chase after him, but she is pretty much scared of EVERYTHING so Cade just came back on his own. I get a lot of crazy looks from people when he runs off, but I know he comes back, darn it. So I make it home, and pick some weeds, put my groceries away, and come inside. Con gets home and tell me he has a b-ball game to go too, so I take the kids on a jog with the dog. Con calls me the circus show, because I have Teagan on her bike, me pushing the jogger with Cade inside and a dog. To make a long night short, when I get home Cade is going to get soap in his mouth for saying Butthole and the S word. Teagan the whole time is riding in the mud, and saying she "shart" on her wheel. If you don't know what this is, I am sorry but my kids have absolutely no manners. We make it back, we go about 3 miles. This picture sums up what I have been dealing with the last few days, The "Milk River" My kids invented this a few days ago, where they pour milk onto my coffee table, and play in the river. Tonight was the 3rd milk river I have had to clean up in the last few days, so needless to say, they are both in bed! And Cade did get soap in that dirty mouth of his!!