Conley went out of town to Las Vegas for the night, which happens to be the opening night of my new Daycare!!! These are our close friends, Erin and Cheyenne, and our neighbor Kiki. If anyone is looking I charge 250.00 a week. And I will provide time-outs, spankings, and I might leave the kids in the car while I run into the grocery store to get a gallon of milk. I will also change dirty diapers for 10.00 extra a day, and I will make the kids take a mandatory 5 hour nap everyday. At the end of the day I might feed them, but most likely I will forget. I do hold a license, but it is currently suspended because someone complained that while I was driving in my 5 person Cadillac, I had 8 kids, and me in the car, and one of the 5 year olds was holding the baby. But I have a clean driving record, only 2 DUI's 10 speeding tickets. Please call me, I have openings!!
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To anyone out there thinking about leaving their kids to Alycia: don't do it! this is false advertisment, she never spanked my kids once (even though they deserved it), tried to feed them (and the dog ate their food since my kids do not have good manners)and she forgot to charge me! Plus, she even took them last minute for 4 hours and for free...What a croc!
--------thanks again for tonight :)
You are so hilarious!!!!!!!!!! Hopefully I'll move out there soon so you can try to whip my kids into shape! hehe
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